Xargon

I'm Harry! I'm a bi cis male from Scotland.

Mostly reblogging what I feel like, occasionally posting original content.

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chasmofsarcasm:

how to tell if someone is really bisexual:

  • if a true bisexual utters their name backwards, it will send them back to their home dimension for a minimum of 90 days. 
  • fire type bisexuals will always be able to learn the move solarbeam, unless they are flareon. 
  • biologically, bisexuals are incapable of going down stairs.
  • some bisexuals are unable to cast a shadow, though this is currently up for debate

17 minutes ago with 91,450 notes

salleelove:

6woofs:

Their faces, I just can’t

BUBBLESBUBBLESBUBBLESBUBBLESBUBBLES!!!!

fishslut:

of-the-yellow-ajah:

unbuttonedinawood:

i never thought i’d write the words “deeply evil carpet” but. seriously. what a deeply evil carpet that is.

And what you should do is to put this over an actual trap, like a hole in the floor so people will be like “Oh ha ha ha that’s soooo funny, it’s a rug!” And then fall through it. 

are you satan

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By David Titlow x

Reminder that everyone should play Monkey Island

4 hours ago with 31 notes

lil-jawn:

Home Alone (1990, Comedy) Two burglars attempt to murder an abandoned 8-year-old child

4 hours ago with 170,878 notes

quoms:

riseofthecommonwoodpile:

People who drive hella slow but then speed up when I try and pass them so I can’t pass them: what the fuck is your problem

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5 hours ago with 128 notes

whoslosing:

this is fucking hilarious

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vivi-shiba:

princesstrashcan:

My love for men’s second hand shirts can’t be tamed - Outfit rundown and photos from inside the boutique here.

omg honestly, if there ever comes a day I can look this good in A SHIRT you can bury me right there and then

vivi-shiba:

princesstrashcan:

My love for men’s second hand shirts can’t be tamed - Outfit rundown and photos from inside the boutique here.

omg honestly, if there ever comes a day I can look this good in A SHIRT you can bury me right there and then

ohvelveteena:

passionatedancing:

Vladislav Lantratov and Olga Smirnova in Bolshoi’s Eugene Onegin

In that moment, we are all Olga

Speak for yourself

/Vlad out

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